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GOAT Birthday Card

$10.00

For the person in your life who's truly the Greatest of All Time, this birthday card brings bold energy with a wink of respect.

Details

Premium folded card stock
Personalized message tailored to the occasion
Printed to look personal using a specialty printer and real ink pens
Includes envelope and postage
Mailed directly to the recipient
$10 flat rate with no hidden fees

How it works

Choose your design and select Add to Cart.
Pick the tone, fill in the address, and jot down any personal touches you’d like us to include. We love a good inside joke!
We craft your message, print your personalized card, and mail it directly to your recipient.

Important

Orders must be placed at least three business days before the requested delivery date.
We guarantee mailing by 12:00 PM EST on your requested date.
Cards are mailed via USPS First-Class Mail. Delivery times may vary.
Shipping is free within the U.S. International orders ship for a flat $1.50.